Funny Shit

From an anonymous UPS delivery driver... 5 types of customers since the cooties came about... Steve He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I … [Read more...] about From a UPS Driver

Ok. Truthfully, this isn't as hard as I imagined. Perhaps because of Chantix. Or I may have simply been ready to quit.  Either way.  It's going ok. There are times I want a cigarette. When I wake up and take the dogs out. When I have my first cup of coffee. Just before I sit down and go to work. When I take a break at work. When I break for lunch. After I … [Read more...] about I want to smoke…

...and you celebrate on Independence Day, you are a hypocrite of magnificent proportions. You are celebrating a day that was gained because our citizens were armed to the teeth and had the will to shoot and kill anyone trying to take their weapons. So this Thursday, you get to sit at home and eat kidney pie, drink tea and powder your wig. … [Read more...] about If you want gun control…