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Scott’s Recommendations For Staying COVID-19 FREE

By Scott

Ok. It’s time to get real.

So here are my recommendations for keeping yourself safe from COVID-19.

  1.  Don’t order from Amazon. You don’t want to set yourself up for Prime delivery of the bug.
  2. Order from Wish. Everything take 5 – 8 weeks to arrive. It will be dead by then.
  3. Don’t be flat backin’ your way through your Tinder matches. Unknown if it can be sexually transmitted but why chance it.
  4. Carry a can of Lysol and mace anyone who sniffles near you.
  5. Text. Even if you’re across the room. COVID-19 has not been shown to be contagious through Sprint, ATT, or Verizon. T-Mobile is iffy. Block T-Mobile.
  6. If the store that you MUST go into doesn’t have automatic doors keep walking.

 

I may or may not have more ideas. I will post as they show up during my bathroom personifications.

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