Despite the large, unambiguous NO SOLICITING sign posted at my home—clearly visible to anyone not legally blind—Mr. Colton Knox decided to approach my door and knock anyway. Whether this was an act of defiance, illiteracy, or just plain arrogance remains unclear.
Colton Knox is currently peddling unsolicited materials in the Harlem, Georgia area on behalf of Southwestern Advantage, and while I can’t say whether he’s properly licensed by the City of Harlem, I can say with certainty that he is not licensed to be on my property.
So let’s be crystal clear:
Colton Knox, you are now officially trespassed from 808 Sweetgrass Cir, Harlem, Georgia 30814.
This notice constitutes a formal demand under Georgia Code § 16-7-21. Any future presence by you on my property will be considered criminal trespass and will be reported to the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office for enforcement and prosecution.
Please share this memo with your employer, Southwestern Advantage, and feel free to include it in your next sales training manual under the section titled “What Not to Do.”
You’ve been warned. Do not come back.