Blatantly stolen from a friend:
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT – I’ve been seeing more and more people deciding to turn in their guns due to these recent events. So I have decided to reach out to the public and offer help to any of y’all who would like to get rid of your guns but just don’t know how to do it. Simply fill out the form below, give me a call, text, or even a shout on Facebook and I can meet you at your office or even come pick them up from your house if you’re worried about putting them in your car. With minimal paperwork required, I will be taking guns, ammo accessories, and body armor if you have it. I truly understand that you don’t believe in them and I am willing to help at all hours. Just give me a call and I will get you taken care of.
P.S. It’s your right to not bear arms.