I am back. For now. With a much reduced “Friends List”. It ain’t personal. We’re still friends. I promise. But if you didn’t make the cut, here are some potential reason why. And I reserve the right to add to this list as I feel the urge.
- We didn’t interact.
- We’ve never met and probably won’t.
- We do interact on a Facebook Page that doesn’t require me to read about your cat and look at photos of your pork chops.
- We were Facebook friends for nostalgic reasons but have long ago gone our separate way.
- You were stupid and posted stupid shit and insulted my intellect. You gave me the dumbz.
- You don’t like coffee.
- You don’t love America.
- You are a right wing or left wing EXTREMIST.
- You are a racist pig.
- You are a pig.
- You are “phobic” about anything except clowns and spiders.
- You are easily butt hurt.
- You’re more of a dick than I am.
- You didn’t laugh at my puns (or at least roll your eyes)
So. This post is public so you can see it. Everyone. Even those that are not on my “Friends List” any more.