2018-09-28 Daily Dose of Puns

Let’s see how this works out for getting the puns out there…

1. I was delighted when my flashlight batteries died.
2. You can always count on your calculator.
3. When I saw the cops waiting for me in the elevator, I knew I was going down.
4. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
5. England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool