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2018-09-28 Daily Dose of Puns

By Scott

Let’s see how this works out for getting the puns out there…

1. I was delighted when my flashlight batteries died.
2. You can always count on your calculator.
3. When I saw the cops waiting for me in the elevator, I knew I was going down.
4. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
5. England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool

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