It is coming. Trust me. CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, … [Read more...] about Ordering a pizza in 2021…
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The Problem
The problem is rarely the school system. The problem is unlikely to be the curriculum. The problem is definitely not the teachers. The problem isn't the lack of prayer in the school. Based on my outside looking in perspective. The problem is that parents are not involved in their child's education. Period. … [Read more...] about The Problem
Entire Elected Population of Washington DC
Does anyone know where I can put in an online order for a giant asteroid strike? Amazon and eBay are not options. Asking for a friend. … [Read more...] about Entire Elected Population of Washington DC
I Want To Live Life Backwards Next Time
Remix from George Carlin - I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're … [Read more...] about I Want To Live Life Backwards Next Time
Stupid People? Or Do You Do This On Purpose?
I am convinced that most people, regardless of age, have no clue how to construct a proper sentence. They make up punctuation rules as they go along, randomly capitalize words mid-sentence and post images that causes anyone with any level of knowledge or intelligence to simply shudder. What I am not sure of, is if they do this because of a lack of education or, if in fact, … [Read more...] about Stupid People? Or Do You Do This On Purpose?