My sister, Cassandra, and I lost our brother Dale today. Please, don’t post condolences or pouty faces. Yes, we will miss him. Deeply. But let me tell you why I don’t want a bunch of sadness. 1. Dale was one of the happiest human beings on the planet. Always. 2. He was born in 1946. Doctors then told our mother that he would not survive. He out lived all the … [Read more...] about Rest Easy Dale…
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Ordering a pizza in 2021…
It is coming. Trust me. CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, … [Read more...] about Ordering a pizza in 2021…
The Problem
The problem is rarely the school system. The problem is unlikely to be the curriculum. The problem is definitely not the teachers. The problem isn't the lack of prayer in the school. Based on my outside looking in perspective. The problem is that parents are not involved in their child's education. Period. … [Read more...] about The Problem
Entire Elected Population of Washington DC
Does anyone know where I can put in an online order for a giant asteroid strike? Amazon and eBay are not options. Asking for a friend. … [Read more...] about Entire Elected Population of Washington DC
I Want To Live Life Backwards Next Time
Remix from George Carlin - I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're … [Read more...] about I Want To Live Life Backwards Next Time