Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can never be pregnant.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can open all your own jars.
You can play with toys all your life.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack.
You never have strap problems in public.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You! are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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I would venture to guess that these EXACT SAME conservatives, were flying the WHAT THE FUCK banner when a conservative bakery refused to
service to bake and decorate a wedding cake for a gay couple.
The biggest differences I see on the surface are Ms. Sanders was much more gracious than the gay hooligans who decided a court battle would need to be waged. Which they eventually lost at the Federal Supreme Court Level. However, that same victory for the conservative bakers is the same ruling that is allowing The Red Hen to refuse service to Mrs. Sanders.
So before you start screaming about liberals and double standards I recommend you check yourself. To make sure you are not presenting that same number of standards.
I am a conservative (more libertarian leaning). I am not “changing sides”. I am simply pointing out that double standards have ALWAYS existed on both sides of the aisle.
Some of ya’ll just need to sit the fuck down.
It’s hard to see in the picture but Stripped Nutz has a Trail Cover since the normal soft top and doors are off. It’s basically meant to keep the majority of the rain out of the interior. And it works perfectly.
I managed to get in on the Jeep before last nights midnight storm came rolling through.
The only problem with the Trail Cover is that water tends to collect and pool over the front seats between the roll bars, windshield header and sound bar. Creating a… well… pool.
I know this.
Apparently this morning I forgot this. So when I pulled the Trail Cover off from the rear of the Jeep, all the water that was pooled there dumped right onto the front driver’s seat and floorboard.
Floorboard is no big deal. No carpet and I haven’t seen my drain plugs in a decade so it just rolled right out to the ground. Front seat however was a different story.
My butt is wet.
I am all about living life. Not just making a living. People should have fun. Enjoy the things they have, get the things they want, do the things they want to do. But that takes time. And planning to get to that point. And hard work.
But with this, also comes the responsibility to make sure that you can afford to do it. Whatever “it” is. Whether “it” is buying a new car, taking a vacation, buying other toys, it should not negatively impact your ability to do the things you have to do. Responsibility.
Today I say a lady in the Circle K gas pumps. She was driving a beautiful 2018 Ford Mustang. First glance, I’m guessing a higher end package on the car.
I was behind her at the register waiting to check out. As she was counting out change in pennies, nickels and dimes to add up to $5.00 worth of gasoline to put in her… $30K???? car?
This is NOT how you live life. I’m sorry. It’s just not. I’m thinking she should go back to driving her 08 Toyota Corolla for a few more years.